Blah blah blah, my internet doesn't work. Blah blah blah, the universe is against me. I have written reems and reems of Word documents about how everything seems to be pissing me off. After banging my head on my cabinet for the second time today, I think the best thing to do about it is shut the fuck up and get on with being dicked by the universe.
Plus, if this is all I write on the subject, when it fails to post I shouldn't be so pissed off. Man, I need a smoke.